October 8, 2009

• Stupid

  Courtesy of Inchored who was first in providing me with a guest post!
  Have you….

  -       Taken a drink of your soda to realize it wasn’t your soda?

  -       Bonus if it’s a stranger’s next to you and it’s at the movie theaters?

  -       In fact, it might of not been soda at all?

  -       Looked on the wall where the clock used to be to see the time?

  -       Looked all over the house for said clock even though the microwave says the time?

  -       Even if you had a watch on?

  -       Sent a message to the wrong person?

  -       Bonus if it had awkward content in it?

  -       Mistook a phone number as someone else’s and called them to say something just as awkward?

  -       Stared off into space only to realize that that space is occupied by a person?

  -       That’s wondering why you’re staring at them?

  -       Greeted an old friend to realize they weren’t an old friend but you thought so because they looked similar from the behind?

  -       - Thought someone was attractive from behind and would’ve hit on them but realized they were a family member, an acquaintance’s parents/kids, or someone way too old/young from in front?

  -       Had something that was broken that caused you to change your ways of doing things?

  -       But you kept doing things the “changed” way even after you got it fix?

  -       For instance, the front car door wouldn’t open, so you’d have to slide out the back door.  But even after it was fixed, you slid out back still?

  -       Popped the cap entirely off of a spice because you expected there to be plastic with holes to pour protecting it from all spilling out at once?

  -       Only to realize after gagging there wasn’t?

  -       Taken a bite out of bread and realized just then it was moldy?

  - Same with drinking spoiled milk?
  

  -       Returned to the movie theater after getting popcorn, sat down with your friends, and realized they were one row over?

  -       Turned on the radio or a CD to realize you had your music up too loud last time?

  -       Took a step on flat land because you could’ve sworn there was a step there last time?

  -       Laughed at something that happened yesterday during an inappropriate time?

  - Like a serious lecture or funeral?
  

  -       Heard the music to a song and sang along to the lyrics to realize it was the wrong song? Both just had similar beginnings?

  -       Complained about Jeff to James and accidentally called James Jeff?

  -       Complained about Paige/Pete to Sam/Steph only to realize they’re dating?

  -       Or related?

  -       Or Sam/Steph’s relative’s dog’s spider’s dentist is the same as Paige/Pete?

  -       Wrote “2009” as the date three months after New Years?

  -       Said something that could’ve been taken as innuendo or creepy even though it was innocent?

  - Especially if you said it to someone that thinks you're creepy anyway?
  

  -       Talked to someone while you had a big crumb on your teeth?

  -       Thought someone was hitting on you, smiled back to hit/confess something to them, and realized they weren’t?

  -    -   Mispronounced something that made it seem racist or bad, realized your mistake and laughed, and then realized your laughing makes it seem more intentional and just laughed more?

  - Thought you were in a scary situation with someone creepy when in reality the person wanted nothing to do with you?
  

  -       Forgot what movie you were seeing five minutes after being seated?

  -       Walked into a door or a wall that wasn’t there five minutes ago?

  -       Missed hearing about school/work being canceled because of the snow and arrived early / waited for the bus anyway?

  -       Thought there was an April 31^st?

  -       Fell up the stairs instead of down them?

  -       Forgot to reset your alarm clock, woke up late and thought it was early, and then went back to sleep?

  -       Realized you walked into the wrong restroom?

  -       Wore two left or two right shoes?

  -       Told a hilarious story to a friend only to realize they were the ones that told you said story a week ago?

  -       Bonus if it’s a story that you said occurred to you but it was really someone else’s?

  -       Made a promise to avoid something – as in diet – for a week and accidentally broke it because you forgot?

  -       Sang a song out loud because you thought no one was there, but of course they were?

  -       Mistyped a word and the typo came out as a cuss word?

  -       Bonus if it was an assignment?

  -       Wrote/told a “Your Mom” joke somewhere and someone’s Mom took it to be directed at them?

  -       Walked into a car and had the alarm go off?

  -       Got out of a car while waiting for someone when the alarm went off?

  -       Randomly made noises or faces when you thought someone was looking and they did?

  -       Had a huge stain on your clothing during an important meeting and no one told you?

  -       Tripped over nothing?

  - Tripped over the damn shoe?

  - And still trip over it because you haven't moved it?
  

  -       Leaned against an emergency fire exit and set it off?

  - Woke up on the weekend and remembered it wasn't the weekend? Or reverse?

  - You thought tomorrow was Friday because today is Thursday when it's really Wednesday?

  - Wandered into a room and forgot why an average two seconds later?

  - You can't remember their names but you can remember something they said or their dog's names?

  - Someone stumbled in on you when you were talking to yourself or madly pacing and you try to make it look like something else?

  - Picked up something you thought was really heavy but was actually light? Or reverse?

  - Have a friend that remembers something that happened to you that you don't remember exactly yourself?

  - Raved about how passionate you were for something but couldn't remember the name so you seemed really dumb?
  

  - Wrote something inappropriate in a fit of rage or randomness as a way to vent but realized you used sharpie to write it?

  -       Were told not to do something and absentmindedly did it anyway?

  -       Woke up and didn’t notice the new paint on the walls or that the furniture was rearranged?

  -       Thought you were taking a picture but your digital camera was on the video setting?

  -       Remembered just how large that cavity was after you took a bite of a chocolate bar?

  - Got a migraine from eating ice cream but of course you still kept eating it?
  

  -       Felt like an idiot for forgetting a really common word?

  -       Even more after you tried describing what that was word?

  -       Threw the silverware into the trash and the plastic container in the sink?

  -       Bonus if your keys/camera/sunglasses/phone/homework/important legal document went into the trash with it?

  -       Something fell out of your pockets and into the toilet?

  - Complained about a television show or anything else and found yourself watching it sometime?

  - Bonus if you actually grew to like it?
  

  -       Forgot your chair was farther back then realized and fell on the floor trying to sit on it?

  -       Got on the wrong bus and might not have realized it until yours was gone or you were midway through the ride?

  -       Lost a flip flop or something else while on a roller coaster?

  - Found a mysterious vault of magical lost items underneath your bed? Including money?

  - Complain about never finding a pen or a remote anywhere but yet you lose it constantly yourself?
  

  -       Promised to give people rides, but left someone – namely a sibling – behind on accident?

  -       Tried getting a closer view of something and bumped your nose into the window?

  -       Closed your eyes at the scary part in the movies where the music is dramatic only to open them at the goriest scene yet?

  - Told yourself not to to forget a few items and to make a list but you forgot the list?
  

  -       Called someone a baby and screamed bloody murder when you saw a spider five minutes later?

  Man, you’re weird. Sarcasm.
  

  I guess you're human.
  

  What's the last dumb thing you did?

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