Courtesy of Inchored who was first in providing me with a guest post!
Have you….
- Taken a drink of your soda to realize it wasn’t your soda?
- Bonus if it’s a stranger’s next to you and it’s at the movie theaters?
- In fact, it might of not been soda at all?
- Looked on the wall where the clock used to be to see the time?
- Looked all over the house for said clock even though the microwave says the time?
- Even if you had a watch on?
- Sent a message to the wrong person?
- Bonus if it had awkward content in it?
- Mistook a phone number as someone else’s and called them to say something just as awkward?
- Stared off into space only to realize that that space is occupied by a person?
- That’s wondering why you’re staring at them?
- Greeted an old friend to realize they weren’t an old friend but you thought so because they looked similar from the behind?
- - Thought someone was attractive from behind and would’ve hit on them but realized they were a family member, an acquaintance’s parents/kids, or someone way too old/young from in front?
- Had something that was broken that caused you to change your ways of doing things?
- But you kept doing things the “changed” way even after you got it fix?
- For instance, the front car door wouldn’t open, so you’d have to slide out the back door. But even after it was fixed, you slid out back still?
- Popped the cap entirely off of a spice because you expected there to be plastic with holes to pour protecting it from all spilling out at once?
- Only to realize after gagging there wasn’t?
- Taken a bite out of bread and realized just then it was moldy?
- Same with drinking spoiled milk?
- Returned to the movie theater after getting popcorn, sat down with your friends, and realized they were one row over?
- Turned on the radio or a CD to realize you had your music up too loud last time?
- Took a step on flat land because you could’ve sworn there was a step there last time?
- Laughed at something that happened yesterday during an inappropriate time?
- Like a serious lecture or funeral?
- Heard the music to a song and sang along to the lyrics to realize it was the wrong song? Both just had similar beginnings?
- Complained about Jeff to James and accidentally called James Jeff?
- Complained about Paige/Pete to Sam/Steph only to realize they’re dating?
- Or related?
- Or Sam/Steph’s relative’s dog’s spider’s dentist is the same as Paige/Pete?
- Wrote “2009” as the date three months after New Years?
- Said something that could’ve been taken as innuendo or creepy even though it was innocent?
- Especially if you said it to someone that thinks you're creepy anyway?
- Talked to someone while you had a big crumb on your teeth?
- Thought someone was hitting on you, smiled back to hit/confess something to them, and realized they weren’t?
- - Mispronounced something that made it seem racist or bad, realized your mistake and laughed, and then realized your laughing makes it seem more intentional and just laughed more?
- Thought you were in a scary situation with someone creepy when in reality the person wanted nothing to do with you?
- Forgot what movie you were seeing five minutes after being seated?
- Walked into a door or a wall that wasn’t there five minutes ago?
- Missed hearing about school/work being canceled because of the snow and arrived early / waited for the bus anyway?
- Thought there was an April 31st?
- Fell up the stairs instead of down them?
- Forgot to reset your alarm clock, woke up late and thought it was early, and then went back to sleep?
- Realized you walked into the wrong restroom?
- Wore two left or two right shoes?
- Told a hilarious story to a friend only to realize they were the ones that told you said story a week ago?
- Bonus if it’s a story that you said occurred to you but it was really someone else’s?
- Made a promise to avoid something – as in diet – for a week and accidentally broke it because you forgot?
- Sang a song out loud because you thought no one was there, but of course they were?
- Mistyped a word and the typo came out as a cuss word?
- Bonus if it was an assignment?
- Wrote/told a “Your Mom” joke somewhere and someone’s Mom took it to be directed at them?
- Walked into a car and had the alarm go off?
- Got out of a car while waiting for someone when the alarm went off?
- Randomly made noises or faces when you thought someone was looking and they did?
- Had a huge stain on your clothing during an important meeting and no one told you?
- Tripped over nothing?
- Tripped over the damn shoe?
- And still trip over it because you haven't moved it?
- Leaned against an emergency fire exit and set it off?
- Woke up on the weekend and remembered it wasn't the weekend? Or reverse?
- You thought tomorrow was Friday because today is Thursday when it's really Wednesday?
- Wandered into a room and forgot why an average two seconds later?
- You can't remember their names but you can remember something they said or their dog's names?
- Someone stumbled in on you when you were talking to yourself or madly pacing and you try to make it look like something else?
- Picked up something you thought was really heavy but was actually light? Or reverse?
- Have a friend that remembers something that happened to you that you don't remember exactly yourself?
- Raved about how passionate you were for something but couldn't remember the name so you seemed really dumb?
- Wrote something inappropriate in a fit of rage or randomness as a way to vent but realized you used sharpie to write it?
- Were told not to do something and absentmindedly did it anyway?
- Woke up and didn’t notice the new paint on the walls or that the furniture was rearranged?
- Thought you were taking a picture but your digital camera was on the video setting?
- Remembered just how large that cavity was after you took a bite of a chocolate bar?
- Got a migraine from eating ice cream but of course you still kept eating it?
- Felt like an idiot for forgetting a really common word?
- Even more after you tried describing what that was word?
- Threw the silverware into the trash and the plastic container in the sink?
- Bonus if your keys/camera/sunglasses/phone/homework/important legal document went into the trash with it?
- Something fell out of your pockets and into the toilet?
- Complained about a television show or anything else and found yourself watching it sometime?
- Bonus if you actually grew to like it?
- Forgot your chair was farther back then realized and fell on the floor trying to sit on it?
- Got on the wrong bus and might not have realized it until yours was gone or you were midway through the ride?
- Lost a flip flop or something else while on a roller coaster?
- Found a mysterious vault of magical lost items underneath your bed? Including money?
- Complain about never finding a pen or a remote anywhere but yet you lose it constantly yourself?
- Promised to give people rides, but left someone – namely a sibling – behind on accident?
- Tried getting a closer view of something and bumped your nose into the window?
- Closed your eyes at the scary part in the movies where the music is dramatic only to open them at the goriest scene yet?
- Told yourself not to to forget a few items and to make a list but you forgot the list?
- Called someone a baby and screamed bloody murder when you saw a spider five minutes later?
Man, you’re weird. Sarcasm.
I guess you're human.
What's the last dumb thing you did?
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