December 17, 2007
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How to Attract the Man of your Dreams this Christmas Season
Ladies, during this Christmas season, I know you're fretting about what type of outfit to wear to Christmas parties. I know you think the right clothing choice will make a difference as to whether Robert at work or Joe from church will finally notice you. But here is all you need:
That's a hoodie with a sports team, a Cheez-It box, and a woman, in one picture. For extra points, there's the glow of a computer monitor reflected in her glasses! Hotness personified! Woo-hoo! (pounds on chest in Tarzan-like fashion) Someone get me a phone number, ASAP! :-p To summarize, ladies: food + sports + woman = male undying love. The End*
*As you might guess, I've exceeded my limit of heterosexual posts for the year in the last two posts, ha. That limit is so small--I need more male readers! Does this mean I can't talk about Female Vocational Hotness Bingo in my next post? I just checked another box recently!
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My apologies, but I didn't read anything you posted here. I kept trying to look at the words, but I get too distracted by that... paragon of beauty there...Cheez-its...arglesplargle *drools*
Seriously, though, for some 20-30% of the male population, replace 'sports' with 'superhero emblem' or 'Firefly-related inside joke' to get the same equation of undying love.
(We have a limit to our heterosexual posts?)
hmm can't think of anything big that happend this year to blog about, guess I'll have to wait for next year....jus playin hehe
post to come, tell your friends, neighbors,and coworkers or else they'll miss the new blog feeling from my site for a long time. be waiting
Hey, I wear hoodies, sometimes! And like certain sports teams! And wear reading glasses while on the computer! And I love Cheez-its. That's right, boys, that's RIGHT. Sunflower2457, that's 2-4-5-7.
To echo ChrisRusso, there's a limit on heterosexual posts? PLEASE don't tell me you'll be moving on to homosexual posts...
I'm confused... is there a reason why your last post and this post seem contradict one another?
CHRISRUSSO! Excellent comment, it's been a long time since a comment made me LOL on here.
Melanitsa, I'll believe it when I see it :-p but I'm refreshing like mad on your site, breathless with anticipation!
sunflower2457 (whistles) I'm writing down those digits as we speak! What are you doing over the holidays, baby? Besides visiting me? :-p And yeah, I realized when I typed that that I was leaving myself open for that joke. But I certainly couldn't call those posts "romantic" or "sexy" or anything like that, so heterosexual seemed like a good choice.
galumph, how do they contradict? Oh, I'm sure they do; I contradict myself all the time. But show me, I don't see it yet. And excellent comment on the wingman post, by the way, all you readers go back and look at her comment.
RYC:
You were the one who disappeared! It was odd...it kept saying "user not available".
As for the contradiction: Rockn'inkslinger was not describing girls who eat cheezits, but those who starve themselves to squeeze into those wee jeans. And they don't wear glasses.
Cute as cheezit girl is.
Oh! Well, yeah, let's just say this post describes my true loves much more than Rockin's post did. That was the weird part for me after reading Rockin's post; usually I don't like the Rockin' type girls in person, but the way Rockin wrote about them, they sounded quite hot.
And about AIM--I have spent 10 years using AIM, and it's still a piece of trash, software-wise, ha. Go figure.
i approve.
oh. my. word.
i don't know if i even have the guts to show this to her... or did you already let her know?
RYC: It's the Family Size of Cheez-its! I couldn't control myself! It was a crime of passion! :-p I suppose I should have waited until I got your/her permission, in retrospect; I send you a comment but after a day or two, I just figured it was ok and went ahead.
OK, I'll say it - guys don't actually want girls like that. Yes, they want girls who like sports, will eat food that's bad for them, and will hang on the computer. But they ALSO want women who dress well, are at least peripherally in touch with personal grooming habits, and don't look like they eat things like Cheez-its. Since most women can't be all these things, I'd say a good 99% of the men out there will settle for the hot chick who dresses well. Sad but true.http://imright-trustme.blogspot.com
^Psh, and I bet you don't believe in Santa either. Bah, humbug! Ok, I'll be honest for a second. Men want to marry a lady who's 100% feminine, but also very understanding of their masculinity. You're right that if forced to choose, most men will opt for the 100% feminine. But, I think it's important for men to realize just what they give up when they do that. The physical part of that relationship and the envy of your peers had better be worth the argument you have with her every time you want to watch sports on the couch, eat unhealthily, or go out with the guys. Argh, now I'm thinking seriously about this...not what I wanted at all. Repeat after me, men: "It's not an either/or choice, women exist who fit both categories"... ha.
I think as long as you both have *some* separate interests and aren't totally dependent on the other person for ALL recreational activities, you're fine. When my husband watches sports, I'm on the couch too... with a book. It works. And then there are plenty of things we do together too
Oh, you KNOW what I'm doing over the holidays!
Haha. On a completely different note, did you hear the good news about James?!
i think you're in need of an intervention at this point.
Oh, he's been out of prison for several years now! Ha. I'll tell you tomorrow.
The fact that I'm now known as Cheez-it girl...is interesting. Maybe next time I'll eat popcorn instead...
And, btw I love sports--I coach. I watch. I play.
Merry Christmas!!
That girl ENBODIES hotness. She is the EPITOME of hotness.
I'm not even sure how to reply to this post. lol I just found it odd, off-beat, and hilarious.
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