April 14, 2009
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Bring My Brother Back to Xanga, Please
My brother continues to abstain from Xanga, and this makes me sad. I've threatened and cajoled him as much as I could, even resorting to flattery and promises. So I'm going to ask you to leave comments to this post to tell him that he should come back. He's 23 (soon to be 24), owns his own place, has a good job, and is kind and smart. I keep teasing him that I'm going to get him married to some girl off the Internet if he doesn't start dating anyone. See, isn't he cool?
Recommend, please, as this is a VERY serious matter. (Actually, no, it's not, I'm just following through on the joking threat I made to him on IM). Also, please propose marriage to him in the comments to make this extra-embarrassing. He's also gullible and saves a lot of his money--he's a gold-digger's dream! :-pEDIT: You're probably only going to get this if you know the Bible story. My brother replied in the comment section: "I'm sorry, but one of you will have to marry GP first, it's the whole Rachel Leah thing...." I laughed loud and long over that one. Ouch! He got me good.
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Wait.. which one is which? OH JESUS! YOU WERE CLONED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A good looking Greek...! alas I am married to a Great Austrian/Scot!
Pretty please come back to xanga?
I'm not convinced he would accept any proposal I might make.
Sorry. Can't propose...Shame. Oh well, he should still come back to Xanga!!
Dear Brother of John, You are so handsome, kind, rich, and responsible. Please come back to Xanga so that the blogging world will not be deprived of such goodness. I myself would pursue you, but given my age, I might be arrested. Whatever you decide, may the Greek gods continue to smile on you as they have for your handsome and intelligent brother, the one and only, GreekPhysique.
I have a feeling he will get plenty of proposals should he make a comeback. He will have trolls and stalkers a plenty!
not helping?
Come back to Xanga, so we can get married.
Dear Johns brother,I love you(:D)and have from the first time i seen you(and ten sec. ago when I looked at the pic.),I really feel we are meant to be together,PLEASE MARRY ME!
hows that??
PS Why did he leave in the first place?
@Schristian - It's OBVIOUSLY the ugly one.
Right?
? Yall look 100% GREEK are you?
How about if I propose friendship? I don't need any money and I am really not marriage material right now. He is adorable and I would love to hear all the funny stories I am sure he must have of your childhood and youth together........ So Bro... You are adorably cute and Xanga needs more men. Ohashi?.... Chess?.... Dancing?.... wow you are multitalented too.... You have to come back if nothing else just to get revenge on The Greek by sharing all your best and most humiliating moments of him OK?..... Just a little visit OK? Pretty please?...... Remember it isn't polite to keep a lady waiting...
I'm... very intrigued. Very, very intrigued. Yeah... get him on xanga.
@Made2sing4Jesus - Ha, yes, 100% Greek.
@weedorwildflower - @CrazyKey123 - @MisFishie - YES! That's what I'm talking about!
@GreekPhysique - Well glad to be of help:)
@another_rebel_without_a_cause - Still doesn't answer my question
Love ya GP.
Come back to xanga. Those of us who don't know you would probably miss you if we did.
And, courtesy of the Old 97's
Some day somebody's gonna ask you
A question that you should say yes to
Once in your life
Baby tonight I've got a question for you
Dearest hermano de Juan,
PLEASE come back to Xanga, so your well-meaning brother can marry you off to one of us attractive, eligible Xanga women. If it helps persuade you, he does have excellent taste in people (especially women, it seems), and is a good judge of character. I'm sure you've discovered this about him already.
You should also know he is something of a celebrity, so your return would be hailed with much jubilation. Your popularity would be instant, and you would discover you no longer need the real world, since you have--err, I mean, it would enhance your real-life relationships, and help you forge new ones.
So, come play with us.
H'okay. Buzz me when you've arrived.
-Katherine "I think John is the coolest Xangan of all time" P--------
P.S. I am an excellent cook, and have many other domestic skills. Also, I am rather decent at intellectual conversation and witty banter. Full potential-spouse resume available upon request. ; )
You are cool. Come to Xanga. I will marry you.
(how was that?? was that good??)
If only I was not married. I thought it was illegal for young Greek men to stay unmarried.
It would really be great to have you on Xanga! Your brother is really appreciated here! You seem to be part of a wonderful family! C'mon back!
RYC: Thanks. I'm considering re-posting it now. Seriously.
Now thats a hottie.
@trunthepaige - Ha, it is! Somehow we bros missed the memo, ha, looks like none of us will get married under 25.
@Strong_Protector - @SecretNeverTold - Yes! great work, thanks. And Katherine is EXCELLENT at witty banter and intellectual conversation, not just decent.
A cute guy with his own job and place?? Where do I sign?? LOL MARRY ME!
hehe
Hope this helps. Embarrassing little brothers is a pastime of mine as well.
I'm sorry, but one of you will have to marry GP first, it's the whole Rachel Leah thing....
Will you make the happiest woman in the world by returning to Xanga and becoming my husband?
Awww, come on back!!!! There are sooooo many great people here! I can't propose but I know others would like to have a chance!
will you marry me? pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease oh come on pleeeeeeease?!?
You had me at Homestar Runner!
Oooo oooh, pick me, pick me! I'm 23, living with the 'rents, broke, bipolar, and a once-genius-now-apathetic college grad with only 1 and 3/4 degrees! Honestly, I think that's a perfect match, like puzzle pieces, no?
Oh, and even better, I unblocked a bunch of my photos! Just don't show him the one from Switzerland, and he shouldn't be too frightened...
Truly, I can't live without my Xanga. I barely write in my real diary anymore. I both fear and thrive on feedback... the thrill is fantastic.
marry me you! *to the brother** lol
Lol... all righty.... here goes...
Dear oh dear brother of GreekPhysique... your charming internet presence has caused me to fall head over heels for you. I must ask you... will you marry me???
Yummm... sign me up!
Dear brother of John, please come to Xanga. Also, please marry me. I am getting older by the second.
I don't know what's funnier, this entry, GP, or the fact that so many of us obeyed your request to propose marriage!
Homestarrunner? I'm in love.
@LucyWrites - Thanks for contributing to the cause, ha. Us older bullies, err, siblings have to stick together!
@electronjoy - OUCH! I LOL'ed in the coffee shop, loudly.
@texasbananas - @Peridot21 - @SerenaDante - @lilas1024 - That's the spirit! Thanks for joining in! haha I wish I could see my brother's face now, he's a blusher. :-p
@iStephanieMarie - Ha, yes, my one brother is Homestar, the other is Strongsad? I think.
@eowynnabeeowyn - Ha, yes, thanks for unblocking those photos--I inspected them for, um, my brother. Yes, that's my excuse. :-p And I hear you on feedback--there is fear and pain as well as pleasure at opening oneself up on the Internet.
@GreekPhysique - haha you're welcome...you sure he's gonna talk to you again after this?
Homestar runner? Its obvious, the interwebs is calling.
Hope your brother comes back to Xanga!
In Christs Love
Michelle~
Dear Greek Physique's brother,
Come to Xanga. By the pictures you seem stellarific. Especially since you look excited over chess (or checkers, either are fantastic). So join a stellarific community. Don't let poor grammar (stellarific?) stop you, since there are many Xangans ready to fight off poor grammar.
Free jail pass if you marry me (age 17), but I hear jail's aren't as bad as they used to be. I doubt they've still got shakles!
@MySecretLoveAffair - what do you mean by trolls? I hear a lot of people on here refer to other xangans as "trolls." All I think of is the dolls with the crazy colored hair.
By the way you can tell your brother I also think he should come back. Sorry though I'm already married.
And I did get the rachel leah joke considering I've read the Bible my fair share. Kinda true though, maybe you should get married yourself before worrying about the younger brother. You're running out of time faster than he is.
You are some good looking brothers!
@MicheleWasHere - more or less, it's someone who deliberately posts a comment in order to disrupt things. not necessarily to give input that they want others to consider but to just overall cause an upset.
@seedsower - Aww, thanks!
@Christismyrockforalways - LOL! I've never read your funny posts before, this is amusing.
@The44thHour - I know! it's a great picture. Too bad I couldn't be there to be Coach Z, ha.
HAha! It'd be a Greek sandwich.
The Blues Brothers thing TOTALLY made my day. If you look on my facebook pictures, you will see me in a huge group of Blues Brothers (and Sisters). We danced Shake A Tailfeather. Seriously one of the most fun things I've ever done. That was the first time in a 15 year history of ballet recitals that I danced in sunglasses and jumped off the stage (on purpose).
@electronjoy - LOL! Uhm, but isn't it the inverse? You're supposed to marry the one of us who has the poorest eyesight, then you get to marry your fav. Hope to it. Eye exams all around!
please do come back to xanga! you're much cuter than your brother and would be much better received.
(KIDDING!
)
...or am I...
Get yur but on over to Xanga.
Come back!!!
Come back to xanga. Marry me?
wow, I have another brother from another mother? dude - too cool.
Lol. what an amazing brother you are. Anyway GreekPhysique's brother you should come back to Xanga.
-gets down on one knee and asks you to marry me-
He's a cutie. Too young for me and I'm married. He should come back though. What else is there to life but Xanga?
How adorable. Haha. I would do it, but I don't count. Wahaha.
Wow, it's hard to tell which of you two is the cutest! The lucky bride would get to marry GP first and THEN Bro-O-GP? Swoon.
Best thing here? Homestar! That is aweseomeness.
I'm trying to get back into Xanga. This certainly wouldn't hurt that.
PS I'm an old-fashioned girl. He's going to have to propose to me.
Can he marry a married woman? If so, count me in. lol.
These are cute pictures. Y'all look like fun!
Yeah, sure did hit ya hard. That story is classic man. I am so happy my parents didn't name me Leah though, my sister's name is Rachel (even though I like that name, I still like the name they gave me).
**Almost 24, what month was he born in?
Gosh, apparently good looks run in the family. as for asking for his hand in marriage, i would except i'm already taken. you both seem like sweethearts. you made me lolz at that picture. the one where you are "boxing" you're definitely a funny one!
He's definitely my age considering in half a year i'll be 24!
He is a handsome one. =)
Wow,
Your brother, GP, desperately wants you back on Xanga. Which I have to give him props for his courage. If any of my friends had pulled something like this, revenge would have been sweet, saccharin sweet. (Of course, I am NOT the friend who made a flyer and stuck in a hymnal at my then-college church of 6,000. It may have read how desperately my bestest friend needed a date for a dating outing. <This was after I found out she set me up on a blind date for mine.>)
And as to proposing marriage, I am an old-fashioned girl. The guy has got to do the asking for himself. But, I will say this: you are pretty cute. You should have no difficulties in that direction. And if it's a friend you need, well, that I can do.
As for the Bible story, I get it. And, wow, nice comeback! (So many sarcastic comments from knowing the story... must resist...I'll just ask about the whole seven years' work being included?)
Hey Johns brother...If you give me your hand in marriage...we definitely do not have to sleep together...as a matter of fact, we definitely will NOT be sleeping together.
However I will work at your place and we will make lots of money and gold dig together...and shop at the dollar stores and the FAMILY dollar stores together and after for an enjoyable time at night sit together and SHARE a bottle of beer (Well maybe way more than ONE bottle of beer no scrimping there.
) and go over our reciepts by candle light (to save on electricity
) together and wallow in our savings...But in order for you to get all of these savings and all of lucious "me" time...well you need to return to Xanga
...See you soon buddy.
Xanga is fun. Please come back.
hahaha he has a point =D
*Gets down on one knee* Will you marry me? In good and bad? I do.
Come back!!! I'll marry you... in seven years. For now... we shall remain as an LDR couple. I miss ya!!! I miss ya. I really wanna kiss ya. Jk. I have no clue who you are... but come back... PLEAZE.
nice homestar runner costume.
Brother (what's his name?),
Marry me.
haha @ all the comments. Im not going to propose to him, but honestly his quite cute hahaha. I swear i didn't say that because you told me too, i said that honestly
As the "other brother", I'm glad I got married before you could play these trix on me (which are only for kids, by the way, not albino talking animated rabbits).
The comments are so funny
Come back, John's bro! Many girls would seriously want you
Ohh, he's handsome!
Come back, or we'll break your ankles!
heehee you two look alike
@randaness - and THEN we'll marry him
@kaiori - Dun dun DUNNN! *spooky music*
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