November 27, 2009

  • Xanga Outage Yesterday: Happy GreekGiving!

    I'm not going to lie, I was very concerned yesterday about the Xanga outage. I went a little out of control on my Twitter. My heart was filled with fear and pain. Do you realize how dangerous that was? Do you realize how many surface relationships could have been severed? What if it had been permanent?
    You may have been deprived of me for all time!!!

    Imagine a world without my posts--no wit and wisdom to amuse you while you're waiting for something more interesting to do! No thoughts recycled from better authors and speakers! Imagine, no more hurried one-line comments to comfort you when you write a depressed post! No more cheesy minis selected by my Greek fingers! Think of the time I lavish on you mortals! No more instant messages and phone calls for those of you in my fan club! (Susan, you haven't paid your $5.99 this month. No more IM's for you!) CAN YOU BEAR THE THOUGHT OF NO MORE GREEK IN YOUR LIFE? The very thought gives me chills of confusion and searing-hot penultimate pain of persecution, at the same time.

    But thankfully, there is a way for you to show your gratitude still. Xanga remains open for another day for you to lavish me with respect and honor. Empty your pocketbooks! Upload your best photos and posts! Yesterday may have been American Thanksgiving. But today is the day to give thanks for Greek. Give thanks for me now, my readers! I accept Visa AND American Express. Post your odes and orisons today, or, if they are a bit too personal for public perusal, knowwhatImeanwinkwinknodnod, send them to gmail . Let your appreciation and worship be known while there is still time! Grovel at my feet! I await your respectful tokens of obeisance.

    (Thanks to vanedave and curtainsopen posts for the inspiration).

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