October 23, 2010
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Smart and Sarcastic Men (VIDEO)
Lately I've noticed more women saying they want a smart and sarcastic man. Being the keen sociocultural observer I am, I blame the TV show House, MD for this. And to be honest, I've noticed myself that when I am sarcastic and edgy, women become more attracted to me. However, what amuses me is that the women around me don't seem to detect what inspires me to be so sarcastic when I am with them. Is it that I'm trying to show off my wit and wisdom? Is it my natural reaction to the women's beauty and elegance? Well...it tends to be a bit more of a biological self-defense mechanism. OBSERVE:
Forgive me, in advance.
Comments (28)
hahaha.
(ergh) x 10^24th
shucks. i did not know that devil winked! i dont want to encourage you.
The brain also requires a constant supply of glucose (sugar) in conjunction with oxygen to function. It is the only organ which specifically requires glucose in order to function.
Huh. I'm a woman, but... you know... I do this with both men and women. We're not so different after all.
Lol. The way you made this vlog; the tone of your voice, etc. is very nice. And, ......House is so cute.
hahah.
Oh Mr. Physique...
HA! What a touching admission.
So why be sarcastic online? I'm not giving you a stream of carbon dioxide via TEXT, am I?
(leans in to exhale on the screen)
Awesome! I am going to memorize this and use it as my definition of sarcasm for ever and ever!
I didn't even realize you were back on Xanga till now..
Thank you for this. Truly. It made my night.
@MedicMark - YES! I'm now going to tell everyone that my candy bar addiction is merely the fuel needed to run my massive brain. Thanks for the medical clarification.
@steph843 - IKNOWRIGHT?! That's me, Mr. Empathy!
@sonnetjoy - Ha, Joy, your sense of humor prevents you from stifling my flow of intelligence--which I know you are SO worried about doing.
@jmeLove_x - Aww, that's nice of you to say that!
Harr har.
Best pickup line ever!
Not all women are elegant, hahaha
so this is what I'm missing by not being on Xanga anymore? hmmm. :p
@KyohakuMegami - Hater. What's going on with you lately? Long time no talk!
But you're always sarcastic with me....
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
:@
@GreekPhysique - hahaha. i've been incredibly busy with school and boy! I might be able to chat tomorrow night after work? I'll have to find my old webcam since I'm using the Mac right now (freddy is resurrected!!), but I can try to skype if you'll be around...? I miss you G! We DO need to chat... I've been owing you big time!!!
@KyohakuMegami - Well if it is YOU, Gretchy, I'll be around. I was thinking about you today before you even wrote, ha, we both seem to be sensing it's been a little too long!
We're busy people, though, in all the right ways, it's all good. Let's try to talk tomorrow, though! maybe 9 or so, we'll see. Text and such.
this was fucking hilarious! i may have to cite you from now on when a less than intelligent person tries to talk to me...i will say please please avert you head when u talk to me b/c ad greek physique stated...u are omitting dangerous level of carbon dioxide and are sufficating the flow of oxygen i need in order to remain your intellectual superior. i mean honesty never hurt, right!?
@GreekPhysique -
I love ya G.
My favorite? "It's not that I like you. It's that you're boring me to death."
i just realized i was neer subscribed to you
It seems I only manage to be smart/sarcastic/witty, aka "cocky and funny" with chicks that I'm not really into in the first place (or even somewhat annoyed with), and sadly, they eat it up. =/ I can't seem to carry that attitude over to chicks I like.
@Coffee_Kaioken - Agreed, haha.
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