December 1, 2010

  • GREEKPHYSIQUE 3000! NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES!

    Attention everyone. As you know, the hottest toy of the holiday, the GreekPhysique 3000, is available only in limited qualities. Specifically, one unit. To avoid ugly, Youtube-able scenes of shopper-on-shopper violence and hair-pulling, I'd like to invite you to confess your deep, blazing desire to have the GreekPhysique 3000 in your home while supplies last. Please do come clean about your wishes to cuddle by the fire with the GreekPhysique 3000 next to you. SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED. ACT NOW. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Someone may already be calling as you read this! Now with party hat and accessories!

    Note: may require some assembly, charging, hugs, and Christmas desserts to properly function.
    Please submit your application below:

                                                                                                                        Disclaimer: GreekPhysique 3000 may be defective in any and all situations, including family dinner, romantic evenings, and trying to walk in straight line down the sidewalk. No guarantees of availability are made, and GreekPhysique 3000 is an equal-opportunity rejector. GreekPhysique 3000 may not be available in all states, such as Mississippi, Alabama, Sanity, and Fun. Alaska and Hawaii residents must pay extra for shipping and for not being part of the Continental 48 states. Weirdos. If GreekPhysique 3000 causes you to be happy for more than 4 hours in a row, consult your doctor, therapist, or pastor.

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