December 1, 2010
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GREEKPHYSIQUE 3000! NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES!
Attention everyone. As you know, the hottest toy of the holiday, the GreekPhysique 3000, is available only in limited qualities. Specifically, one unit. To avoid ugly, Youtube-able scenes of shopper-on-shopper violence and hair-pulling, I'd like to invite you to confess your deep, blazing desire to have the GreekPhysique 3000 in your home while supplies last. Please do come clean about your wishes to cuddle by the fire with the GreekPhysique 3000 next to you. SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED. ACT NOW. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Someone may already be calling as you read this! Now with party hat and accessories!
Note: may require some assembly, charging, hugs, and Christmas desserts to properly function.
Please submit your application below:Disclaimer: GreekPhysique 3000 may be defective in any and all situations, including family dinner, romantic evenings, and trying to walk in straight line down the sidewalk. No guarantees of availability are made, and GreekPhysique 3000 is an equal-opportunity rejector. GreekPhysique 3000 may not be available in all states, such as Mississippi, Alabama, Sanity, and Fun. Alaska and Hawaii residents must pay extra for shipping and for not being part of the Continental 48 states. Weirdos. If GreekPhysique 3000 causes you to be happy for more than 4 hours in a row, consult your doctor, therapist, or pastor.
Comments (28)
Lol, that was worth reading JUST for the disclaimer. <3
~V
*giggle* I loved this.
hehehheehe.
@RockstarJuiceNStarburst - @TheMarriedFreshman - haha added picture for fun.
I'm holding out for the GP 4000.
Hahaha, this was hilarius! I guess shipping it to Bangkok is expensive. But it's fine with me because I wanna be happy even for just 4 hrs. And no, I won't visit my doc after 4 hrs.
@methodElevated - But, but, we updated cuddleability AND speech recognition and conversationanalysis! He's almost like a real man now, and if you look close, it almost seems like he's LISTENING to you! Sigh. PICKY.
@GreekPhysique - LMAO
what exactly do you mean by "charging"?
lol good one
LOL.
nice disclaimer. I have a feeling a lot would need it
Niiiiiice
Good thing I'm in the state of denial! GreekPhysique is perfect for me!
"Alaska and Hawaii residents must pay extra for shipping and for not being part of the Continental 48 states. Weirdos."
Gold!
You are just silly
LOL I love the disclaimer. What are the shipping & handling fees in the Continental United States?
This... was amazing. I'd offer to buy but I'm already totally in love with my own "model." Sorry, Greek... hope someone buys you soon.
*giggles* Some assembly? You won't arrive all in one piece? Now that's just odd!
hahaha, the disclaimer = fantastically awesome.
And you were worried no one would comment! LOL!
No way. I learned from dealing with Apple. If I get this one they'll come out with something new and better for the same price in like two months. I'll wait.
This is too funny, thanks.
@llamalima - WIN. Love that response. I want to frame it and put it on my wall.
Is there a thirty day free trial? You know, the one where I can return it with no obligation if not completely satisfied.
LOL at the bit about alaska and hawaii
oh fun! (:
"GreekPhysique 3000 may not be available in all states,
such as Mississippi, Alabama, Sanity, and Fun" -> Love it!
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