September 12, 2012

  • How to Thaw a Frozen Heart

    Take the heart out of the freezer. Do so when you have the time and energy to prepare it properly. It may have turned greyish-brown in some spots. This is freezer burn. Freezer burn occurs as a result of all the holes poked in the packaging that were supposed to keep the heart safe. When the constantly vibrating water molecules in the heart migrate to the surface, perhaps excited by some change in freezer temperature that beckoned of false spring, crystals of ice are formed. Those heart segments are now deprived of moisture. They become dry and shriveled and look burnt. But the heart itself is still safe, merely marred.

    Take your shirt off. Wear pants or shorts that you can afford to stain. Defrosting is messy work. Cradle the heart in your hands. Envelop the uncovered side of the heart with your chest. The resulting cold may seem unbearable at first. But if the heart can be encased in such frigidity for so long, so can you.

    Wait for the blood to flow. The time to flow depends on how cold the freezer was and how long the heart was in the freezer. The flow will be slow at first. The blood will merely be a slow stream dripping down your sternum to your navel and onto your pants. Continue to cradle the heart. Do not believe it is thawed just because the outer layer has warmed where it has touched your chest. The inner core is still locked in ice. It has not yet begun to pump.

    Make sure you have newspapers or other coverings nearby. The first pumps of blood from the heart tend to be spastic, random showers of blood. As with onions, connecting with the core may cause your eyes to become irritated and filled with moisture. Do not worry if your tears drip onto the heart. The salt of your tears may burn as it first hits the heart, but salt melts ice and preserves the heart. Try to ensure that the tears fall on the areas most affected by freezer burn. Those areas have lacked the most moisture and need it most. Continue cradling the heart until it beats rhythmically once more. The heart is now ready to serve. See that you serve it well, as it deserves.

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