October 26, 2012

• Late Night Survey (Rated C)

  So I was told by @babieboo-annie I should take this super-popular Xanga survey after all and I thought it would be properly amusing to answer this. Anti-humor in 3...2...1

  1) Ever been to a bar?  Yes

  2) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?  No

  3) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?  No

  4) Kissed someone of the same sex?  Yes, I kissed my brother when I was little.
  

  5) Thrown up from drinking too much?  No

  6) Had sex in a car?  I once kissed someone on the cheek while they were in a car.

  7) Had sex in a park? No

  8) Had sex in a movie theater?  No

  9) Had sex in a bathroom?  No

  10) Had sex at work? No

  11) Had sex on the beach?  No

  12) Have you ever had a threesome? No

  13) Have you ever bought something from an adult store? No

  14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?  No

  15) What is the most daring place you have had sex?  None.

  16) Have you ever bought someone a gift from an adult store?  No

  17) Do your bra and panties match today?  Irrelevant

  18) Do you ever go "commando"? This one time I didn't have time to do laundry.
  
  19) Are your breasts real?  Yes, but I hope if I exercise enough, they will go away.
  

  20) Have you ever taken naughty pix of yourself?  I once emailed a photo of sunburn on my chest to a woman. I do believe my belly button was visible.
  

  21) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?  No

  There you have it, SCANDAL in every line.
  

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