November 15, 2012

  • The Dare, Financial Edition

    I realized that with all these dare surveys floating around, we don't have a financial survey! I want to find out more about all my Xanga friends on here! Of course, everything I find out will be used to help you for your good, because I'm a good person!111!! Please fill out this survey and send it to all your friends. Let me know when you fill it out!

    1. What are the first four digits in your credit card number?
    2. In the last 6 months, have you shopped at Amazon.com?
    3. If I were opening an online-shopping account, what password should I choose?
    4. What are the second four digits in your credit card number?
    5. Would you let me use your computer if mine didn't work? And trust me enough to leave me alone with your computer for the 5-30 minutes I need?
    6. Have you ever given a lot of money to someone you didn't know very well just because they sounded like they really needed it?
    7. What are the third four digits in your credit card number?
    8. What is your first pet's name?
    9. What is the town you were born in?
    10. Write the last four digits in your credit card number in backward form. So if it is "3567" write "7653." This stops robbers from using your credit card number, just like it does for ATM machines.
    11. I am guessing your social security number is 336-62-1678. Tell me for each digit how right or wrong I was? For example, if first digit was really a "2", write "-1". I need this so I can compute my total score, to see if it's more or less than 0.
    12. This is only for those of you who live alone. How much cash do you usually keep in the house?
    13. Follow-up, unrelated question: if you were woken up by some noise, but then you heard someone call out "Oh, sorry, Xangan, it's just me getting some water" would you go back to bed?
    14. On a scale of 1-10, how gullible are you? Please ask a friend if you do not understand what gullible means, as the word is not listed in any dictionary.
    15. Have you ever sent your passport to the "Blind Children" fund, which enables blind children to read via your passport? They promise to return your passport within 7 business days, once they make a copy for the children to play with.
    16. Some people say that Xangans might write surveys in order to manipulate other Xangans and take things from them. To prove that I am a giver, not a taker, I'm sending you a free iPad through Wal-mart's special election sale. To claim your special offer just click this link while you are using a computer that has your tax returns on it. Satisfaction guaranteed.

    Once enough Xangans fill out my survey, I'll fill out yours! Can't wait!

Comments (12)

  • Ok, I'll take the bait!
    1) It starts with a 4
    2) I do not shop on Amazon
    3) Password should be P@sSw0rD!
    4) ####
    5) No. You should have a better "Plan B"
    6) Yep! Then I checked their story. I hope he loves his momma very much and would stop telling people she died
    7) 1111
    8) We don't have pets
    9) Near Chicago
    10) 2222
    11) There are no 3's in my SSN
    12) Maybe $1-5
    13) No. I would investigate.
    14) 3
    15) Nope!
    16) Can't wait for my free iPad! Thanks, Greek!

  • @Mansonschicks - WHY DO YOU HATE BLIND CHILDREN. I'll forgive you if you send all your pre-approved credit card forms to me instead. Maybe. It'll help if you also send me your birth certificate so I can check your "near Chicago" story. 

  • 1. What are the first four digits in your credit card number?  i'm not sure, no one ever sent me their passport to play with when i was a child. 

    2

    . In the last 6 months, have you shopped at Amazon.com? i tried to, but i got lost trying to find my way to the store. i asked a man for directions, but he laughed at me. sheesh, guys and directions, what's up with that? 

    3. If I were opening an online-shopping account, what password should I choose?  password? why do you need a password to stand on line? i guess if you really want one it could be rosebud...4.What are the second four digits in your credit card number? my credit card doesn't have any fingers in it. or toes. just sayin' 5. Would you let me use your computer if mine didn't work? And trust me enough to leave me alone with your computer for the 5-30 minutes I need? i'm sorry to hear you have a lazy computer, but i think mine has a hard enough time going to work to support me, so i'm sorry, you can't use it. unless you buy it dinner afterwards.6. Have you ever given a lot of money to someone you didn't know very well just because they sounded like they really needed it? of course. that nice lady who called the other day said she really needed a large sum of money so she could keep my electric on, so i gave it to her. i think it was awfully nice of her to be worried about my electric, don't you? 7. What are the third four digits in your credit card number? we're starting to get a little technical with the numbers here, i don't think i have that many digits, even without my socks on... 8. What is your first pet's name? i've blocked it from my memory ever since i sold its poor fuzzy soul to the devil. soul of the first pet and all :( 9. What is the town you were born in? a town. ok, maybe more like a village. or was it a city? i don't know, i've never been there... 10.Write the last four digits in your credit card number in backward form. So if it is "3567" write "7653." This stops robbers from using your credit card number, just like it does for ATM machines. 9035-768-114 11.I am guessing your social security number is 336-62-1678. Tell me for each digit how right or wrong I was? For example, if first digit was really a "2", write "-1". I need this so I can compute my total score, to see if it's more or less than 0. omg, this is wayyyy too much math, and it doesn't even have anything to do with pie. someone once told me there was a lot of pie in math. i like apple, how 'bout you? 12.This is only for those of you who live alone. How much cash do you usually keep in the house? ohhh i know why its only for people who live alone... wouldn't want those nosy roommates to know how much cash was stashed and have them rip you off! good thinkin!13.Follow-up, unrelated question: if you were woken up by some noise, but then you heard someone call out "Oh, sorry, Xangan, it's just me getting some water" would you go back to bed? after i had them pour me a glass of water too, i get thirsty you know.14.On a scale of 1-10, how gullible are you? Please ask a friend if you do not understand what gullible means, as the word is not listed in any dictionary.  again with the numbers?! sheesh, i polled 9 friends and they all said something higher then 10, i think your scale is broken.15.Have you ever sent your passport to the "Blind Children" fund, which enables blind children to read via your passport? They promise to return your passport within 7 business days, once they make a copy for the children to play with. i never got one when i was little, so no, let them lick peoples faces like the seeing eye dogs do.16.Some people say that Xangans might write surveys in order to manipulate other Xangans and take things from them. To prove that I am a giver, not a taker, I'm sending you a free iPad through Wal-mart's special election sale. To claim your special offer just click this link while you are using a computer that has your tax returns on it. Satisfaction guaranteed. omg, i can't wait to get it! wait... why do i need a pad for my i? i can see just fine, my i isn't bleeding... OH NO! are you some kind of psychic?! am i going to have some kind of freakish accident that's gonna make me need an I pad?? please say it ain't so!! 

  • ok, this comment seems to have made a formatting system all its own. i've edited it 3 times to try to make it right, and i just give up. but i loved this post, it was totally awesome :)

  • I've done so many surveys lately, I already promised myself no more for a while. So, I have to say no to this one. So sad..I could use the free iPad. :P lol

  • I'll take an iPhone instead of an iPad. 

  • @jersey_jenn - Haha. I loved the responses! I had to cheat and scroll down to see who wrote the comment midway through, laughed a lot.

  • @Mansonschicks - Why are you using the word masons?  I am THE RULEROFMASONS!!!  How dare you.

  • @RulerofMasons - "Manson" not "mason" 

  • <li>DADI<li>Nevarr. I hatez bookz.<li>sarahisawesomeyea<li>NEED<li>Gee, wiz! Sure, Greek1!!!<li>I have met a series of beautiful women this way, yes.<li>MOAR<li>Ronald Reagan<li>USAUSAUSAUSA<li>$$$$<li>ABC-DE-FGHI?<li>Cent mille dans un pot de fleurs. In the words of the philosopher, Rick James, "I'm rich, bitch."<li>Duh.<li>What does it mean, frand?<li>Neat! New bandwagon!<li>Satisfaction was guaranteed. WOW.

    I should probably get back to homework now. Sigh.

  • What are the first four digits in your credit card number? 99999999999999999

    In the last 6 months, have you shopped at Amazon.com? I've been bankin' off of selling my textbooks on amazon

    If I were opening an online-shopping account, what password should I choose? greeky

    What are the second four digits in your credit card number? 2342352358768574544444

    Would you let me use your computer if mine didn't work? And trust me enough to leave me alone with your computer for the 5-30 minutes I need? I don't really like people using my computer, not because I think they'll steal important information, but more because i'm afraid they'll somehow find out how weird i am.

    Have you ever given a lot of money to someone you didn't know very well just because they sounded like they really needed it? yep

    What are the third four digits in your credit card number? 234213522222

    What is your first pet's name? so0o many pets, but my favorite is dash and his name is not my password or secret answer for anything.<li>

    What is the town you were born in? fort worth and the same goes for above

    Write the last four digits in your credit card number in backward form. So if it is "3567" write "7653." This stops robbers from using your credit card number, just like it does for ATM machines. 23452352232

    I am guessing your social security number is 336-62-1678. Tell me for each digit how right or wrong I was? For example, if first digit was really a "2", write "-1". I need this so I can compute my total score, to see if it's more or less than 0. -x2 + 3y = 2z^4+674

    This is only for those of you who live alone. How much cash do you usually keep in the house? my house is made of 100 dollar bills

    Follow-up, unrelated question: if you were woken up by some noise, but then you heard someone call out "Oh, sorry, Xangan, it's just me getting some water" would you go back to bed? of course

    On a scale of 1-10, how gullible are you? Please ask a friend if you do not understand what gullible means, as the word is not listed in any dictionary.  -34

    Have you ever sent your passport to the "Blind Children" fund, which enables blind children to read via your passport? They promise to return your passport within 7 business days, once they make a copy for the children to play with.  hahahah

     Some people say that Xangans might write surveys in order to manipulate other Xangans and take things from them. To prove that I am a giver, not a taker, I'm sending you a free iPad through Wal-mart's special election sale. To claim your special offer just click this link while you are using a computer that has your tax returns on it. Satisfaction guaranteed. 
    oh, thanks!!!!!!!!!

  • How the beheebies did you get my social security number?!

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