April 18, 2013

  • My Forbidden Love Affair With Quantum

    Dear Xanga,

    @QuantumStorm has revealed that he is debating on shutting down his Xanga. I thought of not telling my side of the story. But today, Confessions and Secrets posted their confession blog. Seeing so many Xangans admit their own secrets emboldened me to tell the truth. I am the reason Quant is leaving Xanga. It was either me or Xanga, and he has chosen me. I tried to share him with you, but my love for him was a consuming jealousy that burned within my body.

    I know many of Quant's religious friends must be shocked. Love should be between a man and a woman! Our very relationship is an abomination to God and society, and they would mock us if they knew. I don't even know what to call our relationship, really. Courtship? Dating? Random play? What was a mere transaction became sheer poetry. I loved how he showed me off on Xangacafe. The way he whispered to me while directing me put me on high alert. The man's more than mere mustache. I leap to obey his every command. He is my driver, and he drives me crazy. I want the whole world to know, I LOVE THIS MAN!

    Signed,

      Your Proteus-class strategic cruiser.

    EDIT: In hilariously ironic news, QuantumStorm liked this post but told me he had sold this ship recently. Player!

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