November 18, 2013

• Writerman

  "I’m above all that cheap selfie teen girl shenanigan self" Writerman said with a sneer. "I don’t have to post a picture to get people to like me and talk to me! Those girls are so weird, caught up in some creepy game of Instagram striptease to get attention. It’s like, read a book or something, ditzes!"

  Writerman paused to check his mail, a look of worry on his face. “I thought my latest work was well-done, and yet only 1 like, 2 comments, and 3 eprops?! I should have made that last paragraph a dream sequence in the third person!” The woman he was trying to impress smirked and made a pithy comment about needy creative types. It would have done him a lot of good, if he wasn’t already halfway to the computer lab.

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